35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (July 5, 2025)

JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor

Jul 5, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

It's so fun to be on Twitter when anything big is going on in the world, which these days seems to be every week. Sure, you may know what your friends, neighbors, and peers are thinking, but you don't know what strangers on the internet are thinking. And sometimes, yeah, you don't care what strangers on the internet are thinking. But other times you want to hear what they have to say. You want their input and more importantly, you want their jokes. Because, let's face, it you're the funny one in your friend group.

You're the one with the best witticisms and the best moment-to-moment commentary. Your friends love having you in the group chat. But where do you find your inspiration and entertainment? It's not always easy to find. That's when you log onto Twitter and the like.

Twitter is like a ginormous group chat with all your friends who are funnier than you. Then you can screenshot tweets and send them to your friends who are less funny than you. Everyone wins and no one loses. Why you’re here at this list of the freshest tweets of the week. Because you’re smart and you want everybody to win.
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via vivisectedangel
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via Nick_Colletti
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via elaine_stritch
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via malecowgirl
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via carterhambley
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via CharlesJZyn
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via stellamilfburn
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via nataliestwt
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via pjayevans
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via chudbastard
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via CTachio83984
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via moristiko
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via parasocialyte
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via ZoeTantonn
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via imagesaicouldnt
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via SRKOOLISMUS
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via CTachio83984
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via lachancenaomi27
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via GraniteDhuine
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via whotfisjovana
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via celinedionysus_
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via whotfisjovana
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via lllliatttt
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via SydneyBattle
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via cntresswizard
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via mistuits
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via parody_ceo
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via elenasb_